Nothing lasts Forever
i just need to get my shit together me in 2009/2012/this time last year/a minute ago/next year probably (via guy)

(Source: omegaqueer, via brokenly)

thereadysext:

If ever you feel stupid, remember that one time my twin brother forgot my birthday.

(Source: racingbarakarts, via orgasm)

babyferaligator:

what the fuck is wrong with that cow

efaj:

caliliope:

bitchyteen:

everyone has that one bra that makes everything okay

even the boys?

We have that one brah that makes everything okay

(via orgasm)

frozenteen:

Have you ever realized that every book you’ve ever read is just a combination of 26 letters

(via fruitypancakes)

meladoodle:

BREAKING NEWS: more shark attacks during shark week because they all think we’re saying ‘shark weak’ and it upsets them

(via hotboyproblems)

like-vanilla:

slightly-bovverd:

thedapper-dyke:

If by ‘fuck the police’ you mean fuck the corrupt, prejudiced, racist system then yes, fuck the police, but if you mean fuck the police for stopping you from smoking weed and getting away with illegal behaviour then no, fuck you.

But what if I mean “I wish to have intercourse with that man in uniform”

then fuck the police

(Source: stayproud-littleowl, via fruitypancakes)

heykarli:

My friends mom is 4’9 and her dad is 6’5. Whenever she is mad at him, she grabs a chair to yell in his face. Everytime that happens, he’s laughing too hard for her to stay mad. They say it’s the only way they’ve been married for so long.

(via fruitypancakes)

vanishingculturesproject:

A young Xikrin girl has her body painted by her grandmother in the village of Poti-Kro in Brazil’s Amazon.
exuberant-imperfection:

it’s true though why am i laughing